The 12 Assholes of Christmas!

While every other bar closes for the holiday - we not only open up - but open early (at noon) for all you idiots! And every hour, starting at 3PM , there will be a different idiotic entertainer/band for your holiday entertainment! Some of whom you’ll only see on Christmas!

Plus some ridiculously cheap beer specials! (Sponsored by Lotus Printing)

From 12pm - 3pm - 50 CENT drafts
3pm - 6pm - 1.50 drafts
6pm-9pm - 2.50 drafts

That’s good on all beers on tap - not just the cheap stuff!

So far, performers include:

-Mr. California
-Russ Romance Khristmas Karaoke King
-Bobby and the Nuthummers
-Beckett and Friends
-Gomorrahizer (Goofy Grindcore)
-All Girl Band (Ralph and Lauren)
-Adoption Ceremony (Paul adopting his new son)
-TV Dinners (feat. Paul’s son)
-Screaming Smoldering Butt Bitches

You can hang out with family anytime….but when else will beer be this cheap, and the entertainment so great!?